Wrzucam tu wyniki różnych zabawnych quizo-teścików, którymi bawiłam się, bawię i bawić się pewnie zawsze od czasu do czasu będę, bo nie ma to jak dobry odmóżdżacz aby odpocząć.
Uprzedzając ewentualne komentarze: oczywiście, że dobór jest tendencyjny. Wrzucam tu tylko to, z czym się choć trochę zgadzam, niechajże ma to choć cień wartości poznawczych ;-)
A jeśli te wyniki są miejscami między sobą sprzeczne to głównie dlatego, że ja wcale taka znowu spójna też nie jestem.


Discworld: Which Ankh-Morpork City Watch Character are YOU?


Eeyore! Poor Eeyore… You should be happy more. But we understand how you feel. After all, it’s not
easy being a grey donkey whose tail can’t stay on. Just take comfort in the fact that no matter what, you
have a group of pals that will always be there to help you find it.
Which Winnie the Pooh Character Are You?


Which Peanuts Character are You?


You are SHREK! you’re a bit antisocial, but once you get close to someone, they find out you’re a big sweetie!
What Shrek character are you?


Hermione Granger
You are a Hermione at heart! You are obviously smart and sophisticated…but you tend to get a little annoying at times.
I would put down the books for a little while and get out more!
The Ultimate Harry Potter Character Quiz


You are Alice.
As the only female engineer in the company, you are an outcast. Nobody understands you, so you work day and night.
Coffee has replaced blood in your veins and stress is your daily meal. You can not take any criticism as you
consider yourself perfect. Idiocy blows your fuse.
Which Dilbert character are you?


You are Windows 2000
You are Windows 2000
the relaxed, level-headed sort who takes life at their own pace, but is always ready to cut corners when
time can be saved. You like to please other people most of the time, but if you think you know best you’ll
always make sure you explain why and hope that they follow your lead. Your occasional lack of versatility
is more than made up for by your pleasant manner and stable attitude.
What Computer Operating System Are You?


You are Scooter.
You are a loyal, hardworking person, better known as a doormat.
SPECIAL TALENTS: Going for stuff.
QUOTE: "15 seconds to showtime."
LAST BOOK READ: "300 New Ways to Get Your Uncle to Get You a Better Job"
NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT: Coffee, clipboard, and Very Special Guest Stars.
What Muppet are you?


Which OS are You?


What's your world view
You scored as Cultural Creative.
Cultural Creatives are probably the newest group to enter this realm. You are a modern thinker
who tends to shy away from organized religion but still feels as if there is something greater
than ourselves. You are very spiritual, even if you are not religious. Life has a meaning outside
of the rational.
Cultural Creative: 88%
Romanticist: 81%
Postmodernist: 69%
Idealist: 69%
Existentialist: 50%
Modernist: 38%
Materialist: 38%
Fundamentalist: 38%
What is Your World View?


Hell Librarian
Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?


You Are From Mercury
You are talkative, clever, and knowledgeable – and it shows.
You probably never leave home without your cell phone!
You’re witty, expressive, and aware of everything going on around you.
You love learning, playing, and taking in all of what life has to offer.
Be careful not to talk your friends’ ears off, and temper your need to know everything.
What Planet Are You From?


You are Agnostic
You’re not sure if God exists, and you don’t care.
For you, there’s no true way to figure out the divine.
You rather focus on what you can control – your own life.
And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you.
What’s Your Religious Philosophy?


You Are a Seeker Soul
You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges.
You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions.
Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist.
Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!).
Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others.
And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you.
You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically.
Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas.
Souls you are most compatible with: Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul
What Kind of Soul Are You?


You Are 40% Shy
You are slightly shy, but overall, your reactions to social situations are normal.
You dread difficult social situations, but you still handle them with grace.
How Shy Are You?


Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong.
The World’s Shortest Personality Test


You Should Learn French
C’est super! You appreciate the finer things in life… wine, art, cheese, love affairs.
You are definitely a Parisian at heart. You just need your tongue to catch up…
What Language Should You Learn?


Your Eyes Should Be Brown
Your eyes reflect: Depth and wisdom
What’s hidden behind your eyes: A tender heart
What Color Should Your Eyes Be?


You Are 30% Selfish
In general, you are a very giving person who treats others very well.
But at times, you insist on getting your way – when it matters most to you.
How Selfish Are You?


Your Inner Child Is Scared
Like a kid, you tend to shy away from new experiences.
You prefer what’s tried and true – novelty is scary!
New foods, new places, and new friends are difficult for you to deal with.
Some say you’re predictable, but you enjoy being comfortable.
How Is Your Inner Child?


Your Ideal Pet is a Bird
You’re both very smart, very expressive, and very temperamental.
You’re as likely to bite your bird as it is to bite you.
What’s Your Ideal Pet?


You Are a Chimera
You are very outgoing and well connected to many people.
Incredibly devoted to your family and friends, you find purpose in nurturing others.
You are rarely alone, and you do best in the company of others.
You are incredibly expressive, and people are sometimes overwhelmed by your strong emotions.
What Mythological Creature Are You?


You’re Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You’re as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue – and you aren’t afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.
How Sarcastic Are You?


You May Be a Bit Borderline…
Your mood swings make a roller coaster look tame!
When you’re up, you’re a little bit crazy…
And when you’re down, your whole world is crashing
Scary thing is, these moods can change by the minute!
What Personality Disorder Are You?


Your Brain’s Pattern
Your brain is always looking for the connections in life.
You always amaze your friends by figuring out things first.
You’re also good at connecting people – and often play match maker.
You see the world in fluid, flexible terms. Nothing is black or white.
What Pattern Is Your Brain?


Your Inner Blood Type is Type A
You seem cool and collected, though a bit shy.
You are highly driven and a perfectionist, but that’s a side you keep to yourself.
Creative and artistic, you are a very unique person who doesn’t quite fit in.
People accept you more than you realize, seeing you as trustworthy and loyal.
You are most compatible with: A and AB
What’s Your Inner Blood Type?


Your Heart Is Green
Love completes you, but that doesn’t mean you seek it out.
When love comes your way, you integrate it peacefully into the rest of you life.
Your flirting style: Laid back
Your lucky first date: Walking around aimlessly and talking
Your dream lover: Is both enthusiastic and calm
What you bring to relationships: Balance
What Color Heart Do You Have?


You Are 80% Open Minded
You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out!
Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand.
You don’t have a judgemental bone in your body, and you’re very accepting.
You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself.
How Open Minded Are You?


You Are Rudolph
Sweet and shy, you tend to be happiest when you’re making someone else happy.
Why You’re Naughty: You sometimes stick that nose where it doesn’t belong
Why You’re Nice: Christmas would be a sad affair without you!
Which of Santa’s Reindeer Are You?


You Are Royal Blue
People find you difficult to understand. In fact, you often find it hard to understand yourself.
You think so much that sometimes you get lost in your own thoughts!
What Color Blue Are You?


You Are: 20% Dog, 80% Cat
You are are almost exactly like a cat.
You’re intelligent, independent, and set on getting your way.
And there’s no way you’re going to fetch a paper for anyone!
Are You More Cat or Dog?


You Are 7 Up
Understated and subtle, people warm up to you slowly.
But once they’re hooked, they can’t imagine going back to anyone else!
Your best soda match: Diet Coke
Stay away from: Mountain Dew
What Kind of Soda Are You?


You Are Iris
You are an interesting blend of fun and wisdom.
You definitely make people think about themselves and their place in the world.
But they’ll have fun doing it. You definitely epitomize laughter therapy.
You are a very enriching and entertaining friend!
What Color Purple Are You?


Cheese Pizza
Traditional and comforting.
You focus on living a quality life.
You’re not easily impressed with novelty.
Yet, you easily impress others.
What’s Your Pizza Personality?


You Are 60% Boyish and 40% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle – a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don’t actively fight them.
You’re just you. You don’t try to be what people expect you to be.
How Boyish or Girlish Are You?


Your World View
You are a fairly broadminded romantic and reasonably content.
You value kindness and try to live by your ideals.
You have strong need for security, which may be either emotional or material.
You respect truth and are flexible.
You like people, and they can readily make friends with you.
You are not very adventurous, but this does not bother you.
What Is Your World View?


Your Stress Level is: 53%
You are somewhat prone to stress, especially when life gets hard.
When things are good, you resist stressing over little problems.
But when things are difficult, you tend to freak out and find it hard to calm down.
How Stressed Are You?


Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you’re very difficult to predict.
One moment you’re in your own little happy universe…
And the next, you’re on a bad trip to your own personal hell!
What Drug Is Your Personality Like?


You Are Italian Food
Comforting yet overwhelming.
People love you, but sometimes you’re just too much.
What Kind of Food Are You?


Your Personality Is
Idealist (NF)
You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.
You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals.
You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily.
Your heart tends to rule you. You can’t make decisions without considering feelings.
You seek out other empathetic people to befriend.
Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships.
In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily.
At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career.
With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone.
As far as your looks go, you’ve likely taken the time to develop your own personal style.
The Three Question Personality Test


You Are Bert
Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you loveable – even if you don’t love them!
You are usually feeling: Logical – you rarely let your emotions rule you
You are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evil
How you life your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others
The Sesame Street Personality Quiz


You Are Midnight
You are more than a little eccentric, and you’re apt to keep very unusual habits.
Whether you’re a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence – you like to experiment with your lifestyle.
Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it.
You enjoy staying home, but that doesn’t mean you’re a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends.
What Time Of Day Are You?


Your Power Color Is Teal
At Your Highest:
You feel accomplished and optimistic about the future.
At Your Lowest:
You feel in a slump and lack creativity.
In Love:
You tend to be many people’s ideal partner.
How You’re Attractive:
You make people feel confident and accepted.
Your Eternal Question:
"What Impression Am I Giving?"
What’s Your Power Color?